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The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
Statistics are like bikinis... what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
All that comes from a cow is not milk.
I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
It is very difficult to kill a man who is hellbent on committing suicide!
He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs.
When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers!
The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
This Indian team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30.
Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup.
The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.
Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
The batsman is as comfortable on this pitch as a bum would be on a porcupine.
Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
A big outcry but no outcome!
One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.
The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.
Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.
Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his buttocks with his two hands.
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
The cat with gloves catches no mice.
Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
Good intentions die unless utilized.
He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.
Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.
A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.
You can never unscramble eggs.
Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.
"He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool."